A couple laughs for you guys

Frank,
Thats hilarious! LOL

SMART ole coot he was! Thats funny....... 78 getting all touchy-feely....... LMAO good one! ....in the line at McDonalds..... running-around-smiley-emoticon

Dale thats nothin' man!!! The daughter and I got to horsin' around and she winds up fallin' into our tree and it falls over and hits the wall (THANK GOD its in a corner standing), it didn't "kill" nothing on the topple.....

Funny one when she goes to tell her mom I fell into the tree and it hit the wall LOL And then the truth comes out the she and I were horsing around as she was tryin to get me up off the couch for something I was playin the hard head till she got ugly. LMAO then the real truth comes out..........

BUT, can't be no worse when she was I think 3 got so into the Christmas spirit then that she got caught up in the tree, the limbs and even the lights.....took me a half hour to get her free of the thing! LOL AND it was a real tree that I bought too back then! It now, has become a family joke.....at HER expense!

The only way to "stop" a Hellcat Challenger??
















'Nuff said!

Your not kiddin!

GAWD this looks fun!

Dale, you know that Hellcat Hemi engine is a 6.2L right? A 376 cubic inch V-8....GAWD, thats a lota ponies for a small C.I.D.....

Can ya imagine the NEW "7.0L" Hemi they make as the new Crate 426, with the same set up? The blocks from the 6.2L to the 7.2 are the SAME as the 5.7L Hemi found in the pick ups! GAWD that sounds like some wrench turnin fun on making a 5.7L come alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT it is coming, you watch! Someone will buy a Hellcat Challenger, pull the 6.2L out and put in the 7.0L crate Hemi, or the 7.2 L crate Hemi, and all ALL the Hellcat Hemi parts to the new block and internals, I'd LOVE to know what kinda power that make! The factory 6.2L is said to have 707 HP AFTER all the drive train, thats gotta be something like 850 - 900 ponies as "brake Horsepower"!!!!!!

The 426 "7.0L" or the 440 "7.2L" NEW Hemi's, OMG! All sorts of possibilities in there! As they're blocks, are all the same casting......And one will bolt in place of the other!

There is some GOLD in those two Frank, well sought out mate, love em' .

Frank,
Like said, BOTH were priceless LOL

Stitch,
Thats freakin hilarious!!!!

I used to drive truck with a family friend that taught me to drive...... There was a time we all stopped (sort of a convoy type thing) in a restaurant. And all sat at the 2 booth across from each other so we all could converse....Granted, good food and truck drivers? Go well together! BUT, there was a rest area, up the road about I'm not sure anymore 5 or 6 miles, and one of the guys that was a friend to all of us, got to saying about this "rest stops" reputation.....Lot lizards......LOL And Gary the guy I was driving with (team driving) said it was one hell of a pickle park, and we all kinda chuckled and went on, about a minute passes, and behind Gary and I, was a family with a little boy and a little girl, and the little girl with her Dad sitting there, and across from them her Mom, and her Brother, turns to Gary, taps on his shoulder and asks in the most innocent voice possible "Sir, wheres this pickle park? I'd like a free pickle"..

TRUE story, to this day, all of us that drove then still keep in touch and laugh over it....I can still hear that little girls voice as it was truly priceless, and her father, was 3 shades of bright red, and did all he could not to chuckle himself, the mother, was horrified over it.....

I thought Kevin, a really good friend then and now was gonna die, from laughter!

Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-porn, you sick bastard.

The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway