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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 4:44:12 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 9:32:13 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Dec 28, 2014 15:43:34 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 16:42:56 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Dec 28, 2014 17:19:07 GMT -7
lol
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Post by Big D on Dec 28, 2014 19:45:36 GMT -7
Good one Frank. I had some fun with this one.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 23:58:41 GMT -7
GAWD, we're terrible! I'm still laughing. and the chick bar joke, yep, GAWD I used to work in a school as a day custodian a while ago now, and the school was fully them........... teachers, in a Elementary school, all except 2 men teachers. rest were all blonde women and in some case all man's for himself (was a total of 4 of us guys in the whole building....) |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 0:37:54 GMT -7
GAWD, we're terrible! I'm still laughing. and the chick bar joke, yep, GAWD I used to work in a school as a day custodian a while ago now, and the school was fully them........... teachers, in a Elementary school, all except 2 men teachers. rest were all blonde women and in some case all man's for himself (was a total of 4 of us guys in the whole building....) Now that could be fun...................................or very very dangerous.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 2:46:06 GMT -7
SO lets see.....Frank, in that school was Kindergarten thru 4th grade.....EACH "grade" had 6 pods (classrooms) EACH classroom had a teacher and a Paraprofessional (Teachers Aid) SO, I, the Gym teacher, one 4th grade teacher and one Kindergarten teacher were THEE ONLY men in the building, that would be 46 women, plus 4 as "special needs", making that 50 now. THEN 5 in the office making 55, THEN you had Music, Art, Gym, and Computer making 4 (minus the Gym teacher) making the count now 58, then 8 in the kitchen for lunch ladies, making it 66, GRANTED I did not minus the 4th grade teacher man, and the Kindergarten teacher so that leaves a total of 64 female blondes......That would be: 16 PER guy........... O-M-G Sounds like a whole lotta trouble with a capitol "T"  running-around-smiley-emoticon Specially for the 4 guys, all 4 of us were then and still are married! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 8:40:29 GMT -7
oh good lord...sounds mi-T dangerous.
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Post by Big D on Dec 29, 2014 10:43:42 GMT -7
I'll tell you what dangerous is. I had a job as a "Photo Maintenance Engineer" back when 24 hr photo service was in big demand, when I was young and dumb long before digital and internet, my job was to keep the photo machines running. They absolutely could not go down and if one did I had to get it up running as fast as possible. The dangerous part was, I was the man on the night shift and all the machine operators were women. 40 of them and I was single at the time. Only man with 40 women, young and single, night after night. Oh the stories I could tell.........
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 10:59:59 GMT -7
i can only imagine once worked in a sewing shop with a bunch of women, they were shocked and amazed i could run a sewing machine faster than most of them. Mama taught me well |
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Post by stitchdup on Dec 29, 2014 15:02:57 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 15:44:12 GMT -7
yeah! me too
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Post by stitchdup on Dec 29, 2014 16:02:00 GMT -7
Its safer too, lol
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 16:14:59 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 0:40:18 GMT -7
GAWD Denny, I bet you could tell stories.. LMAO running-around-smiley-emoticon
With me? Its began from the garage......I was always able to change oil, add fluids, and be full of it but in a nice way. got a lot of attention and at times attention I wasn't even seeking......BUT then again it did bring a few.....stories!
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 30, 2014 12:42:48 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 30, 2014 12:43:39 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 30, 2014 12:44:10 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 30, 2014 12:44:40 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 30, 2014 12:45:09 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 30, 2014 12:45:54 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Dec 30, 2014 16:06:31 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 16:50:26 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Dec 31, 2014 3:23:03 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2014 3:51:24 GMT -7
There are some great ones there. i love the cat ones, even though i am not a cat person. go figure.  That last one, it happens. i was a young guy with a hot 6cyl Valiant, i pull up beside a later model Valiant, look across and give it a rev at the lights, he looks across, and returns the rev, well.....we all know what that means, don't we. well, after i beat the bugger by about 5 car lengths, i lift off, he coasts up beside me, and flashes his bloody badge, it was a cop, going home in his own car, well, i pulled over, told him in no uncertain terms what a low life son of a ........... he was, he let me off with a warning, gee... that was nice of him wasn't it!! lesson learnt though.  |
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Post by stitchdup on Dec 31, 2014 3:59:02 GMT -7
It could have been worse, he could have been going to work
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2014 4:12:22 GMT -7
It could have been worse, he could have been going to work LOL, very true mate. |
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Post by stitchdup on Dec 31, 2014 7:13:45 GMT -7
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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