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Post by stitchdup on Oct 13, 2016 0:22:25 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 3:18:51 GMT -7
I need that one at work....
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Oct 13, 2016 5:18:33 GMT -7
I need that one at work.... Same here!! I am saving this, printing it, and hanging it on the side of my desk now!!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2016 6:39:27 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Oct 17, 2016 1:40:03 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Oct 17, 2016 1:42:25 GMT -7
Whats the difference between diarrhea and a broken heart?
With a broken heart the bottom falls out of your world and diarrhea the world falls out of your bottom
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2016 3:19:26 GMT -7
HILARIOUS MATE !!! running-around-smiley-emoticon
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Oct 17, 2016 5:11:46 GMT -7
Some good ones guys!! |
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Post by Big D on Oct 17, 2016 8:28:10 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2016 7:27:36 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2016 7:32:15 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Oct 18, 2016 9:08:07 GMT -7
Nice!!! True, so very very true!!! two-thumbs-up-smiley-emoticon |
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Post by Big D on Oct 21, 2016 20:41:48 GMT -7
A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits
the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain
the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole
event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant
and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump".
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings
news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these day
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Post by AK on Oct 22, 2016 4:48:10 GMT -7
good one Dennis....sad but true!
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Post by Big D on Oct 25, 2016 10:14:36 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2016 7:45:03 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Oct 26, 2016 11:28:54 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2016 16:31:14 GMT -7
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It
was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're
waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi
driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the
truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The
little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His
mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few
minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens
to them?" She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers."
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Post by wisdonm on Nov 21, 2016 21:50:42 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2016 22:31:03 GMT -7
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Post by wisdonm on Aug 9, 2017 17:10:16 GMT -7
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'..........
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