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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jun 21, 2016 12:31:34 GMT -7
Now this is a man cave sink!!!!!!
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jun 21, 2016 12:35:16 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jun 21, 2016 12:35:47 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jun 21, 2016 12:36:17 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jun 23, 2016 11:54:55 GMT -7
So I'm at PetSmart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with handfuls of dry food and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a spaniel's backside and a vw hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it. Now make someone else laugh
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Post by stitchdup on Jun 23, 2016 13:47:11 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2016 1:33:14 GMT -7
I have heard that one many times, and it still makes me laugh out loud EVERY single time...  |
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Post by warmachine on Jun 24, 2016 3:32:55 GMT -7
that dog food thing just screams there's your sign thats nearly as bad as the guy that goes into a shop for a hair peice and the guy asked may i help you and the guy replied yeah if you can make my regrow other wise im just test driving or here's one more this is true as they come a K-( unit trailed this guy to building he lived in the cop hit's the bull horn and says if you dont come out i'll release the dog and the guy yells out you release your dog and ill release mine anyways dog goes in and not to long after bust tail back out the door and stopped beside the cop staring at him police dogs a tough animal for sure but two attack trained german rott's is to now who's bark's worst then their bite eh
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Post by warmachine on Jun 24, 2016 3:35:45 GMT -7
long and short they waited the guy out and his dogs well they where big babys long as you didnt say the magic word that word they dont answer anymore guess they detuned them phew-smiley-emoticon
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jun 24, 2016 7:30:08 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jun 24, 2016 7:30:35 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jun 24, 2016 7:31:03 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jun 24, 2016 7:31:29 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Jun 25, 2016 18:05:55 GMT -7
Guess that pup was watching our referendum(b), lost 30% of my meager pension in less than 24 hours for a load of lies. |
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jul 11, 2016 8:36:21 GMT -7
Now how cool is this??? I would NEVER stop mowing!!!
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Post by warmachine on Jul 12, 2016 1:48:44 GMT -7
yeah like they mow the grass with that one lol that's kinda cool from customs to custom peddle cars and now custom riding lawn mower's
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 2:20:51 GMT -7
That is seriously cool....
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Post by tubbs on Jul 12, 2016 8:58:23 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jul 12, 2016 11:24:36 GMT -7
Some good ones Al!!! Especially the last one!!
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Post by jmccann630 on Jul 12, 2016 17:33:13 GMT -7
That last one is Great! |
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Post by jmccann630 on Jul 12, 2016 17:34:40 GMT -7
Now how cool is this??? I would NEVER stop mowing!!!
That's one cool lawn mower! two-thumbs-up-smiley-emoticon |
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Post by sharp on Jul 12, 2016 17:38:39 GMT -7
I like that!!!!!!!!!!! big-drooling-smiley-emoticon
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Post by stitchdup on Aug 9, 2016 7:36:11 GMT -7
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Post by AK on Aug 13, 2016 17:55:23 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2016 4:48:05 GMT -7
So true.... i like it when i walk through town and watch these brain dead teens walking into stuff because they are glued to their phones.
I see them coming and just stop in their path , and wait till they almost walk into me then say something really loud, they crap them selves, ( it's funny)..
but it doesn't stop them once they walk off again.. smiley-wagging-his-finger-saying-no-emoticon
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Post by sharp on Aug 14, 2016 11:08:06 GMT -7
That's a good one Stitch!!!LOL LOL running-around-smiley-emoticon
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Post by Big D on Aug 14, 2016 14:23:31 GMT -7
Very good point Stitch. Very good point.
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Aug 15, 2016 5:52:25 GMT -7
Ha! I must try that one Dale!! I so agree with Les - this Pokémon crap is just that - CRAP! If these kids want to solve a mystery, AND get some rewarding satisfaction, I say give them some tools and an old beater to fix up. WAY more rewarding! |
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Post by warmachine on Aug 17, 2016 22:23:22 GMT -7
now this is how you slow traffic done in road construction zone's  I would and ask for her number yeah right before my wife clobbered me lol big-drooling-smiley-emoticon hm yeah dramatic-death |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2016 1:50:31 GMT -7
That's not going to slow it down mate, that's going to STOP TRAFFIC i reckon..  |
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