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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2015 22:31:36 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Dec 30, 2015 0:06:03 GMT -7
I sympathize with poor Slim. smileyCASHS601_zps1c54a9c5
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 30, 2015 7:21:13 GMT -7
No offense taken JM - NONE WHAT_SO_EVER!!!
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Dale - Those were spot on funny sir!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2015 8:08:01 GMT -7
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Post by jmccann630 on Dec 30, 2015 8:34:33 GMT -7
Something to look forward too..... An elderly gentleman... . Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!' ________________________________ Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' ________________________________  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2015 8:55:23 GMT -7
How do I split myself into two lanes?? |
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Post by tubbs on Dec 30, 2015 9:19:55 GMT -7
nice. sad thing is like Frank said, people wouldn't know which way to turn, so that intersection would be nothing but a pileup! |
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 30, 2015 12:10:35 GMT -7
Honestly - this looks like some of the directions we get from Halliburton for our guys to find the well and unload their sand!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 10:05:37 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 31, 2015 10:25:46 GMT -7
LOL - nice one Frank!
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Post by Big D on Dec 31, 2015 15:27:27 GMT -7
Good one Frank.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2016 0:22:06 GMT -7
Now that's old school..  |
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jan 1, 2016 20:51:07 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2016 1:20:39 GMT -7
I choked on that last one. running-around-smiley-emoticon running-around-smiley-emoticon running-around-smiley-emoticon
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jan 6, 2016 7:18:15 GMT -7
A couple silly's for a Wednesday
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 7:34:55 GMT -7
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Post by tubbs on Jan 6, 2016 8:25:49 GMT -7
love the animal ones..... this is one of my favorites!!
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jan 6, 2016 8:29:51 GMT -7
Yup!! Totally know how this feels, I pretty much did this last night at volleyball - LOL
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Post by Big D on Jan 6, 2016 15:42:51 GMT -7
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.
Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.
The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 17:29:28 GMT -7
GOOD ONE D running-around-smiley-emoticon
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Post by Big D on Jan 6, 2016 18:19:13 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 20:58:57 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jan 7, 2016 6:36:31 GMT -7
Those are some good ones Dennis!!!!!
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Post by stitchdup on Jan 9, 2016 3:41:37 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2016 4:56:17 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Jan 9, 2016 13:42:09 GMT -7
Omg!!!! I'm sorry guys,but I need to vent !!! So I went to Wal-Mart to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again STARING!! So now I'm like, what the heck is her problem? I finish up my shopping and head to the cashier. Guess who is there ahead of me ? Right . The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird. Super uncomfortable ! finally she says, I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away."I thought to my self , " it makes sense now" I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, sorry for your loss. She says , thank you.. but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you didn't want to, but can you give me a hug and say Bye Mama? Inside I was like heck no crazy lady, but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiles , thanks me , and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87 and I'm like , hold up. I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like $20.The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "WTH! She said your mom said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mom. She said " well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama."I'm like OMG! I can't believe this!I flew out of the store looking for this awful woman, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair!!!! I see her loading up her car and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I grabbed her by her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling until her wooden leg popped off right in my hands!! I'm thinking OMG , is this really happening right now ? So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling.. just like I'm pulling yours right now ..so much going on ,it's ok to laugh! You we're all in right? If I got you good , feel fr
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2016 15:39:20 GMT -7
A great twist on an old gag mate, WELL DONE running-around-smiley-emoticon running-around-smiley-emoticon |
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Post by stitchdup on Jan 9, 2016 16:06:18 GMT -7
It's not mine unfortunately, I stole it from facebook
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Post by Big D on Jan 9, 2016 21:17:11 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jan 10, 2016 9:48:10 GMT -7
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