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Post by AK on Jan 21, 2016 20:54:14 GMT -7
A newspaper reporter in a small town was assigned to write a report on an auto accident that Mrs. Johnson was involved in. He wrote the following:
Mrs. Johnson was involved in a single car crash today. She was treated at St. Jude hospital for bruises and lasserations to her face, neck and breasts.
When the editor of the newpaper read this he sent the story back the the reporter with a word of caution about using the word beasts in his article saying that the more prudent readers of their paper may be offended by it. So the reporter rewrote his story as follows, Mrs. Johnson was involved in a single car crash today. She was treated at St. Jude hospital for bruises and lasserations to her face, neck and (.)(.)'s.
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jan 22, 2016 13:32:05 GMT -7
Ha! Good one Alan.... 
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jan 22, 2016 13:32:22 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Jan 26, 2016 7:33:16 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Jan 26, 2016 7:44:40 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Jan 26, 2016 8:02:39 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Jan 31, 2016 13:02:33 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2016 1:07:44 GMT -7
And how long did you watch it for??? I realized it was the same blow over and over after about a minute, that was enough. Good one Stitch....  |
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 1, 2016 2:49:42 GMT -7
I showed my sister it and she stood there for ages. I twigged after about a minute too, though it was smoother on facebook
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2016 7:33:59 GMT -7
Lol. Saw it yesterday but didn't want to ruin it. I was there for a good 30 seconds waiting.
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Post by tubbs on Feb 1, 2016 7:53:56 GMT -7
Lol. Saw it yesterday but didn't want to ruin it. I was there for a good 30 seconds waiting. I saw one similar, was waiting for the screaming face to pop out and scare the crap out of me. |
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 1, 2016 8:16:51 GMT -7
Lol. Saw it yesterday but didn't want to ruin it. I was there for a good 30 seconds waiting. I saw one similar, was waiting for the screaming face to pop out and scare the crap out of me.  |
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Feb 1, 2016 8:52:01 GMT -7
I must have watched it for like a minute or more, then I realized this same little black spot kept popping in the picture, that's when I finally realized I was watching a loop
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Post by jbailey on Feb 1, 2016 10:52:49 GMT -7
Warning! Not work appropriate lol
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Post by Big D on Feb 1, 2016 13:04:44 GMT -7
That would be good.
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Post by jmccann630 on Feb 1, 2016 18:32:16 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Feb 1, 2016 20:29:22 GMT -7
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Post by tubbs on Feb 2, 2016 6:58:48 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Feb 2, 2016 7:14:53 GMT -7
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Post by jmccann630 on Feb 2, 2016 10:06:10 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Feb 2, 2016 12:39:43 GMT -7
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Post by jmccann630 on Feb 2, 2016 16:09:21 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 9:37:10 GMT -7
3 days and still waiting. When is going to fall. I getting really tired need to sleep.
Just joking I may be dumb but not that dumb. I don't think ?
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Post by AK on Feb 7, 2016 15:32:58 GMT -7
I thought you might get a kick out of this. This is my older brother and sister and me in the middle. I was born in 1951 so that will give you an idea of the time period. Cute little fella ain't I? I thought I posted this already but I guess I forgot to click the button since I don't see it anywhere.  Cool photo of you and your siblings! I also ove that old Ford in the back ground! |
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Feb 8, 2016 8:45:12 GMT -7
Dennis, I must ask, are you a time traveler? Sure looks like you are holding a cell phone in this picture!!!
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Post by Big D on Feb 8, 2016 18:03:14 GMT -7
Dennis, I must ask, are you a time traveler? Sure looks like you are holding a cell phone in this picture!!!
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Feb 9, 2016 14:18:13 GMT -7
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