Wifes b day!

Well Al this is what happened.... I cut you a big slice of cake, but then it wouldn't fit into the box so I carefully measured cut just a bit off the end so the cake fit snuggly....well I didn't want to waste that little piece so I got a fork and ate it. Well then I decided that maybe I shouldn't take a chance on filling the box so full that any damage the outside of the box may sustain in shipping would mess up the cake on the inside, so then I trimmed it down just a little more off. At this point I poured myself a glass of milk then ate that piece. Well you know after finishing that little piece I still had half a glass of milk left over, so I took just one more bite out of the cake to finish off the milk. Well I couldn't very well send a piece of cake with a bite taken out of it so I trimmed it down just enough to clean up the edge and ate that piece. At this point I pour just a bit more milk in my glass to wash it down. Then as I was about to box up that perfectly sized piece of cake, I when to the bathroom to wash my hands. Just at that moment my wife gets home from shopping sees that slice of cake with the fork and partal glass of milk and thinking it was mine helps herself to a bite of it! Well when I came back to the kitchen I saw what she had done, I had to clean up that edge so it would be even again.......well you get the idea.......sorry!