Car Manufactoures FUNNY Acronyms?

OK guys in one thread we were going like a bunch of fools with it so I thought I'd start one in the off topics area! Being I'ma Mopar fanatic, I'll start with Chrysler's first....

HEMI:

Hemispherical Engine Mashes Imports
Hemi Engineer's Made Invincible
His Erection Mighty Impressive
Hate Everything Mustang Intensely
High Energy Machine Inc.
Heartily Eating Minor Imports
Hard Enough Mighty Impressive
Had Enormous Manhood Inside
Hemi's Exceed Mopar's Intent
Hell Expelled Many Individuals
Helped Eliminate My Income


MOPAR:

Many Odd Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Many Odd Parts Assembled Randomly
Many Other Parts Are Required
Many Often Present Awesome Rides
Massive Over Powered And Respected
Massively Over Powered And Respected
Massively Over Powered Asphalt Remover
Massively Over Powered And Rare
Massively Over Powered And Reliable
Mighty Over Powering Always Reliable
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas
Monstrous Over Powered Approaching Road Runner
More Old Parts and Rust
More On Performance and Reliability
Most Organized People Around Racing
Most Over Priced Auto Restoration
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Over Powered And Respected
Motor On Pavement After Race
Move Over Plymouth's Are Racing
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Move Over Pickup Approaching Rapidly
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
Must Own Pickup And Rope
Mutilates Other Products At Races
My Old Plymouth Axes Rats
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Old Plymouth Always Runs
My Own Personal Adrenaline Rush
My Own Private Awesome Roadster

SRT:

Sex Really Terrific
Speed Really Thrilling
Sexy Rears Terrific
Sexy Redhead Tart