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Post by tubbs on Aug 18, 2016 5:09:50 GMT -7
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Post by tubbs on Aug 18, 2016 5:11:55 GMT -7
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Post by tubbs on Aug 18, 2016 5:12:58 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Aug 18, 2016 5:20:25 GMT -7
Some good ones Al!! No red lines crossed from where I sit!!
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Aug 18, 2016 6:02:21 GMT -7
Just some thoughts for breakfast...........
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2016 6:06:58 GMT -7
Just some thoughts for breakfast...........
THOUGHT OF THE DAY I RECKON.. !!
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Post by tubbs on Aug 18, 2016 10:56:14 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Aug 18, 2016 11:23:00 GMT -7
Now THAT is a salad!!!
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Post by AK on Aug 18, 2016 18:30:22 GMT -7
I hope this isn't a repeat here.... I just can't understand my wife. I told her on Tuesday that me and my buddy from work, Jody were thinking about going fishing on Saturday. She said that would be fine and that her and some of her girlfriends were planning to try that new spa on Saturday so that would work out perfectly. So Saturday morning I get up early hook up the boat, get my fishing poles and tackle box grab the cooler and leave. Late Saturday evening I get home back the boat under the shelter, put away my poles and tackle box and wash out the cooler before coming in. My wife who seemed very relaxed and in a good mood after spending the day at the spa, asked how was the fishing? I responded that it was a great day! I then took out my cell phone and said just look at this bass Jody caught! *****scroll down******* She now says that I'm not allowed to go fishing with Jody anymore smiley-wagging-his-finger-saying-no-emoticon.....What gives? smiley-confused005
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Post by Big D on Aug 18, 2016 18:43:46 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Aug 19, 2016 7:17:06 GMT -7
LOL - Now THAT is a fishing partner!!!!
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Post by stitchdup on Aug 19, 2016 11:54:47 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Aug 19, 2016 12:07:52 GMT -7
Nice one Les!!
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Post by AK on Aug 19, 2016 13:56:03 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2016 15:46:16 GMT -7
some great ones there guys... running-around-smiley-emoticon
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Aug 19, 2016 16:49:46 GMT -7
Good one Alan!!
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Post by Big D on Aug 19, 2016 20:13:29 GMT -7
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Post by AK on Aug 27, 2016 15:15:54 GMT -7
here are a couple of lame ones that you can tell your grand kids!
How can you tell if a skeleton is real? It will be "bone-afide"!
Why was the skeleton afraid all the time? he had no guts!
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Post by Big D on Sept 9, 2016 19:32:06 GMT -7
I just thought the look on this little guys face was priceless.
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Sept 10, 2016 8:57:36 GMT -7
Some good one liners there Alan, and Dennis, you are right, the squirrel's face is priceless!!
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Post by Big D on Sept 10, 2016 11:48:24 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Sept 11, 2016 7:13:26 GMT -7
Yes Sir!!!! hand-clapping-smiley-emoticon
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Post by Big D on Sept 12, 2016 11:32:47 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Sept 12, 2016 11:33:55 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Sept 12, 2016 12:14:49 GMT -7
sounds like my average saturday,
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Sept 12, 2016 13:46:42 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2016 1:25:32 GMT -7
I'm taking your advice Dennis....
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Post by AK on Sept 13, 2016 11:55:51 GMT -7
I can still remember trying out for the church choir. The choir leader wanted me to sing a solo! When I told her I would be way to nervious, she asked if I could sing tenor. I said I don't know.... then she cut me off and said," well that's your only choice either sing solo that noone can hear, or sing tenor fifteen miles away!"
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Sept 13, 2016 12:18:33 GMT -7
Nice!!!
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Post by Big D on Sept 22, 2016 2:12:57 GMT -7
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in." "Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' " "Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are." 1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" 2) How many seconds are in a year? 3) What is God's first name? "Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow." St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer." "The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve." "Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused. "Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …" St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too." "And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy." "Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?" "I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own." St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"
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