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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Nov 23, 2015 7:01:10 GMT -7
Wales!! Love it!!
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Post by sharp on Nov 23, 2015 17:59:27 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Nov 24, 2015 5:15:13 GMT -7
Subject: FW: A QUIZ FOR MY VERY BRIGHT FRIENDS
There are only nine questions. Answers are a little further down after the last question.
This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers..
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3 Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
Answers To Quiz:
1 The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing.
2 North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls .. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
3 Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.
4 The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.
5 How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
6 Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle... & Dweeb
7 Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
8 The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce.
9 Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2015 14:05:58 GMT -7
WOW! I am a dumbass..!! 1/9
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Post by Big D on Nov 24, 2015 16:05:17 GMT -7
I was able to get two.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2015 18:10:16 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Nov 25, 2015 6:16:39 GMT -7
Now That's Funny!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2015 13:22:43 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Nov 27, 2015 19:21:32 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2015 0:41:01 GMT -7
YES she does, and She's talking about the WIDTH Dennis...
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Post by tubbs on Nov 30, 2015 11:05:30 GMT -7
if she has a male coach, she's saying "that ball was out by 10 inches!!"
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Post by Big D on Nov 30, 2015 21:31:22 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Dec 1, 2015 13:14:42 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 1, 2015 13:36:34 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 14:00:46 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Dec 2, 2015 14:14:24 GMT -7
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 15:06:21 GMT -7
The only problem is; I think I know her
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Post by Big D on Dec 3, 2015 6:23:26 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2015 6:47:17 GMT -7
i thought about bringing this one over from fb
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Post by Big D on Dec 3, 2015 7:20:12 GMT -7
i thought about bringing this one over from fb I thought you might so I had to beat you to it!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2015 7:21:39 GMT -7
smileyCASHS601_zps1c54a9c5
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Post by Big D on Dec 3, 2015 13:19:33 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2015 14:54:31 GMT -7
two-thumbs-up-smiley-emoticon Very True
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 3, 2015 15:13:27 GMT -7
Those first two - the blonde - OMG, I know her as well!!! running-around-smiley-emoticon
The bad day for a gay guy - LMAO!!! running-around-smiley-emoticon
The can of whoop ass - ABSOLUTELY!!!! two-thumbs-up-smiley-emoticon
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2015 20:07:57 GMT -7
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 3, 2015 20:29:19 GMT -7
Ha!!
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Post by Big D on Dec 3, 2015 20:33:27 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Dec 8, 2015 18:44:53 GMT -7
How To Get Hired At Walmart. This Man's Interview Is Priceless.
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man. 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already pooped my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
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Post by CoyoteCrunch on Dec 8, 2015 18:49:08 GMT -7
Yes!! I just seen Bubba today!! O-M-G!!!!!
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Post by jbailey on Dec 9, 2015 12:56:53 GMT -7
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