A couple laughs for you guys

That's a good one Dennis!!

Mike

Some good ones guys!!!!

AAAAHHHHHHH Stitch!!!!!

I can actually see me trying to build it, it looks like it could win a fight with a house

That's the way to defend our Mopar's!!!!

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Way to be Al!!!

One Saturday morning a woman who just got out of the shower was brushing her hair wrapped only in a damp towel. The door bell rang and since her husband was still in the shower she goes to answer the door still wearing only the towel. It was Ralph their next door neighbor. Taken aback at the sight of her he said, "I've got $300.00 in my pocket, I will give it to you if you drop that towel!" She's surprised at that statement, but then thinks," what the heck, Ralph is too old to do anything with it anyway...and 300 bucks is 300 bucks!" so she drops the towel! Ralph, wide eyed and with a grin on his face, reaches into his pocket and pulls out 3 100 dollar bills, hands them over then turns and walks away. She closes the door, picks up her towel and heads back to the bath room. Her husband asks,"who was at the door?" "Oh it was Ralph from next door." she said. "Oh good, he said that he'd stop by this weekend and bring over that $300 he owes me."

Jeff Dunham decides to give up show business and buy a small farm out in the country. He searches all the news papers and on-line ads and finally finds one that seems perfect! When he goes to see the place the farmer explains that since his wife passed away that it's much to lonely out here all by himself and that he plans to buy a house in town so he can have some human companionship. Jeff realizes that the farmer has no idea who he was so Jeff decides to play a joke on him.

While walking to the barn a chicken walks up and Jeff throws his voice to make the chicken say, "If you buy this farm I sure hope you come out to collect the eggs early. I have to sit on these eggs a half or more before ol farmer Brown comes out to collect them! "Jeff answers, " Oh I intend to! I will come get those eggs cirst thing in the morning before I do anythi g else."

The farmer thinks he may be going crazy hearing a chicken talk like that, but Jeff was acting normal zo the farmer just let it go.

Once they get into the barn, Jeff seeing Betsy the cow. Jeff throws his voice again and makes the cow complain about how  old the farmer has such cold hands. "If you buy this place, said Betsy," Please warm your hands before milking me." "Of course", says Jeff. I most certainly will warm my hands up before I grap ahold of you." 

Again the farmer is shocked, but plays along as not to let on that he's confused.

Next they leave the barn and head out towards the pasture where a small herd of sheep are standing in a goup. Suddenly the farmer stops dead in his tracks and turns white as a ghost! Then he looks over toward Jeff and says, You never can tell what crazy things these sheep may say. They are such terrable liers!"

I got a e mail from microsoft today asking if I would recommend windows 10 to my friends and family? I replied "only if I want them to stop speaking to me"

But does the same rule apply if it lands on someone else danglies? 

OMG!!! This is the workplace for sure!!!!

Just wondering why they're out in the first place to get landed on??? and why so with another bloke??? thinking-hard-smiley-emoticon