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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 18:37:14 GMT -7
Skip.......... LMAO
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 5:27:28 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 22:07:48 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2015 0:55:00 GMT -7
I'll take 2 please...
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 21, 2015 20:15:03 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2015 20:48:56 GMT -7
THAT'S COOL, about as realistic as the movie was too.. Got to laugh at the people commenting on it too, bunch of tossa's..
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Post by Skip-O-Matic on Feb 21, 2015 22:50:36 GMT -7
I'm with deecee on that F&F video. That's funny. Same thing about some of the comments too. Proves what an uncle of mine used to say, "don't be so smart that you're stupid". Some people need to learn how to chill.
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 22, 2015 2:32:16 GMT -7
I remember my great grandad saying something similar. If you keep yer mouth shut people will just think you are stupid, but if you open it you remove all doubt
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2015 9:20:47 GMT -7
3 for the price of 1.............. Dryer, dish washer, and the dishwasher looks to be a CUTE one from here! I'll take one of each Thank you...... big-drooling-smiley-emoticon
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 6:48:57 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 23, 2015 8:47:38 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 9:58:23 GMT -7
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Post by Skip-O-Matic on Feb 23, 2015 21:30:25 GMT -7
Both of those.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 14:10:03 GMT -7
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 27, 2015 5:38:29 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 6:58:26 GMT -7
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 27, 2015 7:10:49 GMT -7
rofl
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 9:04:11 GMT -7
Serious silliness here . . . and I'm grateful for it!
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Post by Big D on Feb 27, 2015 9:35:55 GMT -7
A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
Dear Son,
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.
It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.
The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.
About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.
Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.
Love, Your Favorite Aunt MOM
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 27, 2015 9:54:54 GMT -7
lol
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 10:01:38 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 11:40:12 GMT -7
JESUS That took even me a BIT to follow along.......... LMAO Holy Hell...........
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 28, 2015 14:18:57 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 15:42:09 GMT -7
bout right
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 28, 2015 16:54:57 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Feb 28, 2015 17:16:20 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 18:26:04 GMT -7
target practice "target" holder.. yep.....I can SEE where that might suck, and have a FAST "turnaround" time on the person applying for the job!
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Post by stitchdup on Feb 28, 2015 19:13:04 GMT -7
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Post by Big D on Feb 28, 2015 19:23:49 GMT -7
I guess there are no bicycles in that place.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 19:51:42 GMT -7
Would sound perfect with the David Attenborough voice over. lol
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